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Joke of the Day
"Paris Jackson just got a tattoo in honour of her father... It's bad."
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"['90s] I just got a new computer. It's called ""The Tyson."" It comes with two bytes and no memory."
"A vegan, a cross fitter and an engineer walk into a bar No they didn't, they couldn't decide who got to tell the bouncer at the door what they do."
"Why did Adele cross the road? Because she wanted to"
"An infectious disease enters a bar... the bartender says,""we dont serve your kind here"". The disease replies, ""well you're not a very good host!"""
"What do you call a alligator in a vest? Investigator."
"Saw this on a shirt Silence is golden: Duct tape is silver"
"I heard a great ""This American Life"" podcast about trolling Click bait."
"What happens on Santa's lap.......stays on Santa's lap."
"When do you get when you take 50 lesbians and 50 civil servants? 100 people that don't do dick."