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Joke of the Day
"My wife says I never take out the trash. I disagree. We just had our anniversary dinner last week."
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"Donald Trump isn't the candidate the Republicans need, he's the candidate they deserve. (as punishment for all the stuff they've done over the last eight years)"
"Gordon Ramsey... Who was the first five star cook in ancient Egypt? Pharoh Godron Ramses! Who is his favorite god? Its fuckin Ra!"
"What did the saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? ""Man, if we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts."""
"I hope the meteorite crash in Russia doesn't affect the price of Vodka!"
"What do you call bears with no ears? B"
"Q: Did you hear about the conceited blonde? A: She screams her own name when she comes."
"My father was a nun Whenever the judge asked him for his occupation he would always answer ""nun""."
"Lets just take a minute to appreciate Pringles for never lying to us about the amount of chips we're getting when we open the can"
"One good turn gets most of the blankets."