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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the Mexican train robber? He really had loco-motives."
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"What did one bodybuilder ask the other? How much do you whey bro?"
"Alcoholism doesn't run in my family. It walks. You spill less beer that way."
"Every year my wife buys me Christmas gifts I didn't ask for. Why would I need this many books about foreplay?"
"[gameshow] me: [visibly doing maths on my fingers] ""17"" host: [looks at me weird] ""that's wrong"" other contestant: ""salmon?"" host: ""correct"""
"Who said ""Shiver me timbers!"" on the ghost ship? The skeleton crew."
"I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say ""hey, that one over there is shaped like an alcoholic""."
"Three beans travelled around Australia together, where was their final destination? In Cairns."
"Two atoms One atom says to the other, ""you're a weird dude. You know that?"" The other atom responds ""hey man, we all have some quarks."""
"My mate sold me a guitar for 5... No strings attached"