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Joke of the Day
"what lies dead, a hundred feet in the air? a dead centipede"
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"What do you call a vibrating cat? An ocellate."
"There once was a plumber named Leigh Who was plumbing his girl by the sea She said, ""stop your plumbing,"" ""I hear someone coming!"" Said the plumber, still plumbing ""...it's me."""
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"Did you hear about the guy with a jurisprudence fetish? He got off on a technicality..."
"Q: Why did the invisible man look in the mirror? A: To make sure he still wasn't there."
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"If he doesn't sleep with a life-sized replica of you made of human hair and deli meats, he's not as into you as I am."
"A watched pot never boils. The same is also true if you forget to turn the burner on apparently."