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Joke of the Day
"What's a policeman's favorite gaming console? Wii-U, Wii-U, Wii-U!"
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"If you don't like the way women drive, Stay off the sidewalk."
"When I see babies who breastfeed crying I know it's because they don't have Oreos to go with the milk."
"Landing a plane isn't hard. Taking off again though, that can be tricky."
"Never marry a tennis player... Love means nothing to them."
"My old math teacher used to dress pretty casually. So one day, when I walked into class they were all dressed up, suit, tie, etc. I strolled up to them and asked, ""What's the equation?"""
"My girlfriend is adorable, smart, sexy, and looking over my shoulder as I type."
"The name's Bond. Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared."
"What was Dodi Fayed's favorite state? In Diana"
"To the people that put their Twitter link in their own Twitter profile: Thank you. I would have never found you otherwise."