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Joke of the Day
"I had developed a porn addiction, but now I come here instead. These jokes really turn me off!"
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"I dreamed... I dreamed I was a muffler and I woke up exhausted."
"Kylo Ren: I am your father. Rey: We're roughly the same age. You're just copying everything Vader said. Kylo Ren: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
"Hats off to those people brave enough to wear those silly New Years hats at work. No... I meant take your hats off. You look stupid."
"My girlfriend sometimes complains about how painful her period cramps are.... I told her to shut up, that's her fault for being a woman"
"what if donald trump has secretly been banksy the entire time"
"Prostitution work laws If a hooker gets pregnant, can she file compensation for an on the job ""accident""?"
"TIFU by ordering the wrong sandwich for my wife. Oops, wrong sub. Edit: Turns out this has been posted before :("
"My wife was complaining that nobody ever phoned her, so I put a ""How's my driving?"" sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since."
"Is it blowjobs or blow jobs? Fuck, I hate writing thank you cards."