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Joke of the Day

"Egyptians don't walk like that."

"Did you hear about the castrated hipster? He had a very eunuch style."

"Apparently you're not supposed to tell ""That's what she said jokes"" during the Board meeting because it's ""inappropriate"""

"What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff? They are hiring."

"Why did the guitarist get life in prison? He fingered a minor."

"So a midget psychic broke out of jail the other day... the headlines read ""small medium at large"""

"Tonight's going to be a good night if I can get that stupid song out of my head. Otherwise, no."

"If your Uncle was an animal, what one would he be? An Aunt-eater."

"What does a grape say when you step on it? Nothing. It just lets out a little wine."

"I asked my sister how her blind date went ""Oh it was terrible"" she said, ""He showed up in a 1948 Rolls-Royce."" ""So what's so bad about *that*?"" I asked. Apparently he was the original owner."