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Joke of the Day

"You would be amazed how cheap lawn mowers are at Home Depot when you own a pickup truck and a orange apron."

"Where does Arnie sit at the movies? Aisle B - Back."

"What were people doing during the last ice age? Chillin."

"Never met a teenager driving a luxury car that I didn't hate."

"[ronald mcdonald in fake mustache sidles up to group of teens] mcdonalds sucks right guys? Let's discuss ways they could improve their image"

"How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black? You can't take a rib from a black man"

"My wife called me a pedophile and a bigamist I thought those were some big words for a jealous six year old"

"What's Jamaica's greatest superhero? Dreadpool"

"Irony is when you see someone circle around the parking lot 5 times to get the spot closest to the gym"

"Monday is a draft that was sent by mistake when God's cat jumped on the keyboard."