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Joke of the Day
"What were people doing during the last ice age? Chillin."
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"Giving your kid a recorder and telling him to go home and practice is how teachers get revenge on society for paying them so poorly."
"What did Euler see in the toilet? Natural log"
"When the dryer buzzer scares you so bad you have to do another load of laundry."
"If two lawyers were drowning and you could only save one of them would you read the paper or go to lunch?"
"My buddy the hacker took the quiz ""What Beatles song best describes your life."" The answer he got: ""My Way""."
"I was watching a hulu video and an ad came up saying ""This episode was brought to you by the invisible children."" Now I know how the internet works."
"If Russia tried to take Turkey from behind... ... do you think Greece would help ?"
"Unemployed goal day 37: slide across random car hoods action movie style. And then run like someone is chasing me."
"You say potato, I say put out, ho. Otherwise, I'm calling the whole thing off."