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Joke of the Day

"How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black? You can't take a rib from a black man"

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"What do you call an Indian guy who's seen it all? Been-there Done-that Sorry if it's been posted before but I just heard it from my Indian friend and thought I'd share"
"What do you call a fatality that results from friendly fire in a gang war? Homiecide"
"Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo? they only had 2 trucks"
"Why are school shooters more likely to be white people? White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood."
"I wonder if, in Ancient Greece, Lighting strikes were considered an ""Act of God"" by insurance companies."
"After the news today, I went to a Chinese restaurant and made a special order... Kung Pao."
"""Grandpa, get out of the bathtub. You'll get cold and die."" Grandpa got out of the bathtub, got cold, and died..."
"Decades of video games have left me unjustifiably overconfident in my ability to break open a wooden crate."
"One jihadist said to another, ""How many infidels do we kill?"" He answered, ""Allah them"""