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Joke of the Day
"What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government? Formed a coustic d'etat"
Next Joke
"What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he hits puberty."
"Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: With pleasure. Customer: No with mustard."
"I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I only had to do it like 3 times a week. This every day thing is overkill."
"What do you call a teacher who doesn't flatulate in public. A private tutor. -Credits to my cousin ;)"
"My ex-girlfriend had eczema She had a cracking fanny."
"Why does Dr Pepper come in bottles? So his wife won't get pregnant"
"Le Jesus Joke What is the difference between white Jesus and black Jesus... Black Jesus didn't pay for his sins :3"
"What did the Jewish baby say to the Rabbi? Keep the tip."
"It's ironic that most people don't understand irony"