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Joke of the Day
"What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government? Formed a coustic d'etat"
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"What did the OCD man get thrown in jail for? Organized crime."
"Every time someone makes a typo, I look at the location of the letters on the keyboard to consider whether it's justified."
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