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Joke of the Day

"Hillary: After Benghazi Hearing I ""Sat Around Eating Indian Food And Drinking Wine And Beer"" Christie: ""Just another Tuesday morning for me."""

"Donald Trump's White House [Not too sure how to link this](http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user3303/imageroot/2015/07-overflow/20150731_trump.jpg)"

"Wore an orange suit for the first time today... I stand by my convictions."

"Before I had kids I was going to be an awesome mom."

"If I knew how to pull a rabbit out of a hat I would never stop. Rabbits are great."

"I never thought I'd buy into Feng Shui. But oh how the tables have turned."

"I used to sanitize my son's bottles and Lysol his toys. Then I caught him chewing on the dog's tail."

"Why are Omegle and Chatroulette great dating sites? Because they have plenty of members."

"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick"

"I passed out on the steps of a synagogue... And woke up in the morning with a heavy Jew on me."