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Joke of the Day
"I ran three miles today. Finally I said, ""Lady take your purse."""
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"BlackBerry and Apple have come together to create a something for ladies who have trouble listening. It's been called the Black-i."
"Just had a food baby, but I'm not ready for that type of responsibility so I flushed it"
"What did Hillary say when she bumped into Barack Obama at the White House? Pardon me."
"What do a baby and an Etch A Sketch have in common? If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over."
"A feminist, a crossfitter, and a vegan are all sitting at a bar... and I only know this because they won't shut the fuck up about it."
"I started flossing again recently to remove food from between my teeth I never realized just how much blood I was eating"
"dying to have A guy goes into bar and says to the bartender."" I'm dying to have sex in the worst way. The bartender says "" Well, the worst way I can think of is standing up in a hammock."""
"why are Asians so smart? because they get alot of brain"
"Dear Google Maps, Don't insult me by telling me to head ""southwest"". If I knew where southwest was, I wouldn't be using you. Kthnxbye"