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Joke of the Day
"Opinions are like Assholes... Everyone has one, and some just taste better than others."
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"What's the difference between a lawyer and God? God doesn't think he's a lawyer."
"""exorcise"" and ""exercise"" sound alike because they're both the work of the Devil"
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"If a man grows weed in a dead man's stomach, dose that make it canniballus?"
"What did the butcher say the the angry customer? I'm sorry that we couldn't meat your needs. I came up with that myself about a year ago."
"Why did the punster enjoy the Broadway show about etymology? Because it was a play on words."
"..which is why I start my sentences in the middle."
"why did the native family starve? Somebody hid the welfare cheque in a work boot."