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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes a man's idea of honesty in a relationship is telling you his real name."

"Why did the BDSM store get behind on its shipments? Bbecause they were all tied up..."

"*Girl comes out in a slinky dress* ME: Ooh that looks like fun *I push her down the stairs*"

"My dealer said he'll be here in 20 minutes with the best popcorn ever. We're gonna watch a movie!"

"I think a lot of these women are just getting pregnant for the subway seats"

"What is true and false at the same time? This"

"Her cup size will determine how long the hug will last!"

"I recently saw a movie about nuts and bolts..... The plot was riveting!"

"I hate barbers more than doctors Because I have to live with the shit that one does."

"Chuck Norris can hit Mach 3 in his hot-air balloon."