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Joke of the Day
"What did the red dog say to the blue dog? Nothing, dogs can't speak."
Next Joke
"What do fishermen say on Halloween? ""Trick-or-trout!"""
"How do you fix the dishwasher? Smack her."
"Buddha: all life is suffering Me: alright dude, chill out. they said your food would be out in ten minutes"
"What do you call a gay author? ...a fabulous fabulist. Thank you, I'll be here all night."
"Why are there so few female politicians? It's hard to put makeup on two faces."
"What do you call a boring dog? A dull-mation!"
"Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: There have been sightings of UFOs."
"She told me she was a vegan so I pretended I never met herbivore."
"Her: I just read this really funny thing on FB. Me: No you didn't."