199906

Joke of the Day

"What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper? You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D"

"Why did the hipster burn his tounge on his coffee? Cus he drank it before it was cool..."

"Five days of the week, my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park! "

"just read an article about the horrible effects of binge drinking and fuck that im never reading again"

"What do you call a bald spot on a cell phone salesperson? A gap in coverage."

"Did you hear about the college for dolphins? It was for educational porpoises only."

"[Ventriloquist Mafia] ""Oh we have ways of making people talk."""

"What is a buttress? A female goat."

"Some people are glistening beacons of nope."

"How many gears does a French Tank have? 5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades."