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Joke of the Day
"Why did the skeletons start dancing? Because they forgot the g in graveyard."
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"It's good to keep healthy. My gran started walking 10 miles a day when she was 50... ...she's 80 now, and we don't know where the hell she is."
"What holiday do Jewish bridges celebrate? Passover."
"How do you circumcise Luke Skywalker? Kick Princess Leia in the jaw."
"How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide? Dress them up as dead lions"
"How did the retarded sperm cell beat the normal one to the egg? He had a handicap."
"She said she was turned on by men who took risks. So he took the plastic off his iPhone screen."
"I watched a gang bang video involving several bus drivers and one woman. She looked bored for half an hour, then suddenly they all came at the same time."
"The Vatican got a huge internet bill this month... Apparently it's because of all the PDF files."
"Ever notice that after you and some friends order a pizza the only conversation you have is ""where the hell is the pizza?"""