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Joke of the Day

"An Irish man walks out of a bar... Not possible."

"Laurie got offended just because I used the word ""puke"" But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like."

"Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach? Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)"

"Two Jews walk into a bar... And try to think of more ""fine"" ideas to fuck up the Internet."

"Why do melons have to get married in a church? Because they cantaloupe."

"Have you ever heard the one about the dust bunny and the mud pie? Well then sorry, I only tell clean jokes."

"A man spread his late wife's ashes on the lawn... ...so he could still cut her at least once a week."

"[meeting her parents] GF (whispering): Please don't make a scene ME (angry-whispering): You told me there'd be cheese"

"Calculators May Be Ugly On The Outside But Its What's On The Inside That Counts."

"I'm no Exorcist, but i did scare the hell out of someone once."