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Joke of the Day

"I was in the middle of a selfie and my mother walked in, now all she can say is ""don't worry son everyone's doing that."""

"What do you call a blood-thirsty optometrist? Macula."

"A tourist walks up to a woman in a bar Tourist: Hello, what's your name? Girl: Hi, I'm Erica. Tourist: I'm Jim, where are you from? Girl: America. Tourist: Yeah, but where are you from?"

"Yo Mama so fat Her waistband is the reason Pi is an infinite number."

"What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? Cuatro Sinko"

"A man was arrested for having sex with a virgin He was charged with breaking and entering."

"Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it."

"I'm about as sociable as mushrooms... I'd like to think I'm a pretty fungi."

"Whats the difference between a Priest and Acne? *Acne waits until you're a teen to come on your face* ^^^^^^^^^^edit^^^^^^^^^^, ^^^^^^^^^^grammar"

"What's the difference between Doctor Who and Facebook? When the Doctor changes the timeline, it's usually for a good reason."