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Joke of the Day
"Yo Mama so fat Her waistband is the reason Pi is an infinite number."
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"Walmart has an alarming amount of security camera video with me humping stuff with a swimming pool noodle."
"so a cheetah and a lion decide to have a race The cheetah wins and the lion says ""you're a Cheetah"" the Cheetah says 'nah you're Lion'"
"Which whale makes the best sexual partner? One that will humpback!"
"What is the difference between ovaries and testicles? There is a vas diference"
"If they want to increase the use of public transit, they should start using a scale at the DMV license renewal counter."
"I opened a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats Prophets are through the roof"
"""Wow, this toilet is really uncomfortable..."" ~Me drunk in the hot tub as my guests throw themselves out"
"Dad joke **Dad:** Whaddya got there son? **Son:** Soy milk. **Dad:** Hola milk, soy tu padre"
"She: I think our sex would be off the charts.. Me: You have sex charts?"