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Joke of the Day
"Why has Mexico never won olympic gold? All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas."
Next Joke
"My shorts are hydrophobic They don't repel water, they just think it shouldn't be able to adopt or get married."
"Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq? A: They don't want to wear out the camel."
"How do Jamaican's end their prayers? Ey mon."
"Cigarettes have warning labels because they are dangerous and addictive yet vaginas are allowed to just roam around freely."
"How much do my arms have to weigh before I can be considered heavily armed?"
"There are 2 kinds of people: 1) Happy morning people 2) Cranky morning people that fantasize about killing the happy morning people"
"Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea? He thought he was melting."
"What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by? Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help."
"What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay? a bagel"