79936
Joke of the Day
"What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? Cuatro Sinko"
Next Joke
"What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor? You stop laughing and shoot him again."
"How do you get a blonde to agree to a threesome? (Oc) Tell her she'll see an Eiffel tower if she does"
"My friend from Prague is a writer. He likes to use Spellczech."
"Have you heard about the psychic dwarf that escaped from prison last week? You should see the headlines: ""Small Medium at Large"""
"Old folks use to poke me at weddings and say your next so... I started doing it back to them...at funerals. "
"Yo mama so fat, she sat on my iPhone and turned it into an iPad"
"If a dentist make their money off people with unhealthy teeth, why should I trust a toothpaste that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend?"
"Just want to remind all you Trump supporters to get out and vote early on Wednesday."
"[first date] HER: I'm really into guys with ambitions ME: *trying to impress her* that's perfect, I have two frogs"