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Joke of the Day
"What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? Cuatro Sinko"
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"Did You Hear About the Man who was Arrested for Possessing NaCl and an Electrical Source? He was arrested for a salt and battery!"
"Football players, basketball players and soccer players all play with balls. How come my girlfriend refuses to."
"What is a twip? A twip is what a wabbit takes when he wides a twain."
"American Horror Story: Walmart Bathroom"
"[neil degrasse tyson voice] the film is called Home Alone but thats actually a misnomer. in fact, kevin was joined in his home by 2 burglars"
"I once saw a road sign that said, ""Slow Down, Small Children at Play"" but then it occurred to me that I'm not afraid of small children"
"Ouija board just told me it's still waiting on a grandbaby and I was like lol Mom when did you die"
"So a girl asked me what my kinks were. Me: ""I'm into rape-play. Do you want to come over later?"" Her: ""No!"" Me: ""Great! See you at 7?"""
"What did the elephant say to the naked guy? That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"