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Joke of the Day
"I fell in love with a cannibal And then she stole my heart"
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"I'm more of an amateur bater. I agree, I need more practice."
"""Kindly let me help you or you will drown,""... ...said the monkey putting the fish safely up a tree."
"Some people are really tired after abortions... It's like they got life sucked out of them."
"My wife tells me im always too negative Well, doesnt that make me a positive?"
"I have a confession to make. I've been having sex with my staff. What's worse is I'm self employed!!!! Badaboom!"
"Why does the leprechaun laughs when it runs? Because the grass tickles its balls"
"Some guys beat me up with brass knuckles in broad daylight. It was a pretty brazen act of violence."
"Did you hear about the Asian kid who had that one night stand? He had too many books to fit on it"
"How did the elephant get out of the river? Wet"