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Joke of the Day

"Some guys beat me up with brass knuckles in broad daylight. It was a pretty brazen act of violence."

"I could try taking matters into my own hands... But it just doesn't do it for me."

"What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him? Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep."

"A dog with only 3 legs walks into a saloon in the Old West He slides up to the bar and announces: ''I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."""

"What's it called when an Asian man gives his best friend head? A bro job."

"There are only two types of news: Real news and faux news."

"""You can't sleep either?"" Says a voice from under your bed."

"I've been sneaking clay, sand and mortar into my housemate's food... When they find out they'll shit bricks."

"A mobster walks into a bar, but then he turns around and walks out. Because he realized it was a set-up."

"A women asked her husband, ""What do bees eat?"" The husband replied ""Honey, how should I know?"""