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"What's Beethoven's favorite fruit? A ba-na-na-naaaaa"
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"Whenever you're feeling really bad about yourself just remember, there's people that pay money to exercise."
"the new ghostbusters r all womans?? seriuosoly. all womans?, this is the most unrealistic thing about the movie about peopel who bust ghosts"
"If it weren't for marriage, women would have to spend most of their adult lives arguing with complete strangers."
"What is the difference between a chihuahua humping your leg and a pit bull humping your leg? The pit bull gets to finish."
"Bad news: pulled a muscle. Good news: implied presence of muscle ..."
"My wife is a vegan. I'm not. I don't care if she makes more money than me. I can still say that I'm the one who brings home the bacon."
"When toasting the holidays Republicans ask for eggnog or mulled wine. Democrats ask for a ""Bud."""
"Dark humor? Is slightly darker humor acceptable for this sub? Just wondering..."
"I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror."