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Joke of the Day

"My parents are both bisexual, but I never really felt loved or wanted around the house. I guess I am a bit of a by-product."

"What prophylactic did the black person rip open while having sex? The doctor's vaginer."

"s/o to chins tho for scientifically proving that two is not always better than one"

"I should start to buy, slaughter and sell baby camels that way I can sell young camel toe."

"Money was so tight last Xmas I had to sell a kidney for gifts. And this year it's getting so bad, I may even have to sell one of my own."

"How did the frog die? He kermits suicide. I'll show myself out now."

"There's nothing scarier then a mosquito coming out of Magic Johnson's house"

"When my girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking. And then I saw her face."

"What did the right eye say to the left? There's something between us that smells.. *drops mic*"

"I know... I know where the percentage symbol goes %50 of the time."