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Joke of the Day

"My parents are both bisexual, but I never really felt loved or wanted around the house. I guess I am a bit of a by-product."

"What was the vacant lot's favorite Spoon song? Don't Make Me A Target"

"Your head is sooooo bald I mistook you for a green rabbit."

"Jokes on you! For clicking to see what was written here !!!!!!"

"What do you call a French sexual offender? A crepeist."

"I live in the United States. Upon taking some classes in France I notice a gorgeous bombshell pass me. I check her out hard. I guess you could say I was really studying a broad."

"Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake? A: It did $100 million worth of improvements."

"The clear history button in your browser has saved more lives than Superman."

"What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman? ""I think I'm in loaf."" Ba dum, tss."

"How do people approach their crush I don't even have the guts to ask for an extra ketchup in McDonald's?"