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Joke of the Day
"How man Jews can you fit in a Mercedes? A few thousand. They all fit in the ashtray"
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"Whats the difference between a rectal and an oral thermometer? The taste."
"What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive on time? One day my prints will come."
"What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference? System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia"
"Two tomatoes were sitting in a fridge... One tomato says to the other: 'Ain't it cold?' And the other replies: 'HOOOOOLY SHIT, A SPEAKING TOMATO!!!'"
"I want to give a shoutout to the sidewalks... ...for keeping me off the streets"
"I fell face-first in fresh concrete the other day... I wasn't worried though - my mom always said I'd make a good impression."
"It takes five hours to get ready for work each morning, but it's worth it when I hear co-workers mutter ""What the fuck? Is that an angel?"""
"Why is school in Mexico a lot harder? Because they have a lot of ese's"
"So, I was bragging about watermelons look like to my friends now she says we cantaloupe."