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Joke of the Day

"It takes five hours to get ready for work each morning, but it's worth it when I hear co-workers mutter ""What the fuck? Is that an angel?"""

"Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit? Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin."

"If I were a woman I'd probably use tampons because it seems like it would be hard to stuff a maxi pad all the way up there."

"If Bill Clinton gets divorced... Does that mean he's over the Hil?"

"""Got kicked out of the hokey pokey class for putting it in, when I was supposed to be shaking it all about."""

"What's an Islamist's favourite crop? Rice is."

"Where does a snowman keep his money? In the snowbank. I'll see myself out.."

"Why was the germiphobe scared of coins? Because he was afraid of change."

"Why doesn't Texas float away into the Gulf of Mexico? Because Oklahoma sucks."

"How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing? Coincerned"