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Joke of the Day
"Why is school in Mexico a lot harder? Because they have a lot of ese's"
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"What's the fastest thing on land? Stevie Wonder's speedboat"
"People say I'm a mean person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a sweet girl In a jar on my desk."
"An old man told me this old joke: What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish store? ""Hello, ladies"""
"My wife told me to put the kids to sleep last night. She said it was too hard for her, but I've been waiting for those little shits to die since day 1."
"Q: What state has the highest cell phone bills? A: Text-us"
"Wife: morning Me: good morning Wife: my parents are coming over for dinner tonight Me [pouring bleach in my coffee]: uh huh that's great"
"my signature move is yelling ""where in the fridge?!"" and ""i don't see it!"" until my mom comes and finds the applesauce for me"
"I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live. Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""
"That's not a candy cane in my pocket. I'm just glad to see you!"