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Joke of the Day
"Why is school in Mexico a lot harder? Because they have a lot of ese's"
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"[day 1] hello, world [day 2] bit less wobbly today [day 7] making other deer friends. getting funny looks tho [day 26] turns out i'm a hippo"
"[first date] Me: *sees he owns a cat* Him: Are you a cat or a dog person? Me: *maintains eye contact* *pushes cat off the table* *leaves*"
"what is the most common place to find a Jew after world war 2 The grave"
"I've been procrastinating on lots of projects which means I've been multitasking all morning which means I've earned a nap."
"The new Doctor Strange trailer just dropped... It's Mind Bendingdict ^^^Cumberbatch."
"Apple is working on an electronic seeing device for the Navy It's going to be called the I-Eye Captain"
"What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air? See you on the flip side."
"Feminists hate me. Probabily because I am wearing my wife beater."
"The only thing I can fix in this world tonight is another drink."