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Joke of the Day
"i made the starbucks guy say large instead of venti I HAVE ALREADY CONQUERED WEDNESDAY WHAT NOW"
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"Hey, want to hear a rape joke? No? Too bad."
"Why don't people get married in North Korea? Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw."
"Anyone hear the one.. Anyone hear the one about the messy bed? Yeah, I made it up."
"A dog is ironing shirts and cursing under it's breath: ""What a fool I was! Bring me the slippers, my ass!""."
"Why is everyone smiling at me today? *checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah."
"For a gentleman, Shakespeare really knew how to... ...spread those thy's."
"Girls who say ""I don't care what anyone thinks about me"" sure spend a lot of time untagging themselves out of unflattering pics on Facebook."
"My ex used to say there was one person for everyone. I didn't realise he planned to be that person"
"There is no single shoe store near me... They all seem to sell them in pairs. ^^^sorry ^^^if ^^^not ^^^OC"