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Joke of the Day
"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? you nail food to the ceiling"
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"Why are pilots so honest? Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. ""We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."""
"Finally decided on my thesis paper. It's a LOTR themed essay in defense of Sauron Titled ""Getting away with Mordor"""
"Turns out if you fake a heart attack every Monday work sends you to HR and not the hospital."
"If you want to know what rich people do, just follow me. I know where they live..."
"I can do number tricks in my head They do cartwheels and handstands."
"When I push a door that clearly says pull, it serves as a harsh reminder that I'd make a terrible midwife."
"LPT: If your girl ever asks you which of her friends you want to have a three-way with, DO NOT GIVE HER TWO NAMES!"
"You know what they say about banging on a camping trip... ...it's in tents!"
"I could host an elegant dinner party, but I don't know enough people with simmering tension over long-held secrets to make it worthwhile."