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Joke of the Day
"I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night. I should have used aloha setting."
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"The guy who invented the velcro died last week RIP"
"What's black and white and red all over? A cow that's just been murdered."
"Why did the penis. . . Why did the penis stop going to the speakeasy? He was sick of ragtime."
"To all the Moms: ""Happy Mothers Day""! And to all the Dads: ""Happy Sunday.. Mother FuKers""!!"
"What's the similarity between American waitresses and the Jewish community? They both believe in tip shaming."
"Roses are red... Harambes in heaven, George Bush had advanced knowledge of 9/11."
"What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol? Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway"
"What do you get when you mix a Native American and an Irishman? An alcoholic with a drinking problem"
"I'd let you be the reason my cheeks blush.. All four of them"