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Joke of the Day

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? Aye, ye think it be ""R"", but it be the ""C!"""

"What do you call a prison inmate with a skin disease? A Leper-Con"

"It was a rude awakening when I woke up and realized all my favorite porn stars were at least 4 years younger than me. Turning 16 sucked. =/"

"Netflix is red, Xanax is blue. Put them together for a fun afternoon."

"If your girlfriend starts smoking... Slow down and try using some lube!"

"What does an EA-18 and Bob Marley have in common? They both are jamming people."

"How do you address a Black Farmer? Through his owner."

"I've given up sexual innuendo for Lent... so far it's been pretty hard."

"A few years ago I dropped LSD with my ex-girlfriend and she wanted to get hot n heavy but I couldn't get it up. Now I get flaccid flashbacks."

"i am practicing how to die in photogenic positions"