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Joke of the Day
"What did 18 Year olds in the Byzantine Empire do for fun? Nothing they were busy teens."
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"Remember Kids! Friendly fire, isn't."
"An ad at the zoo: Don't scare the ostriches! The floors are concrete!'"
"Which presidential candidate is the most likely to cause cancer? Ben Carsonogen"
"Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for? Britney Spears"
"Dracula & Frankenstein are in the heavyweight championship. Who wins? Dracula. Frankenstein went down for the count."
"Mafia boss: ""I want him swimming with the fishes!"" *later at the coral reef* Me: ""This is amazing!"" Mafia boss: ""Anything for you."""
"Where does the Little Mermaid shop for her dinglehoppers? At the Hair Cutlery."
"How do you know when you're turning 40? When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh"
"What does a robot do after sex? Nuts and bolts"