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Joke of the Day
"What did 18 Year olds in the Byzantine Empire do for fun? Nothing they were busy teens."
Next Joke
"Best blunt / straight to the point jokes of all time? What do you call a boomerang that dosen't come back? A stick"
"Whenever I shoot something into the trash, I yell ""Kobe!"" But then, my friend follows up by yelling ""Jack!"" I don't get what he's trying to say, but he sure is acting cheesy."
"Which character of Pokemon is a jew? Ash"
"Mexican & Black jokes are all the same, once you've heard Jaun, you've heard Jamal."
"How can you tell if a redditor is a pedophile? When you make an ELI5 post, you end up receiving a dick pic."
"Apparently telling someone you'll catch their next wedding is unacceptable, whatevers."
"Love is that feeling you get when you meet someone that makes you forget about all of your problems cuz they're causing all new problems."
"When I have a daughter I'm naming her Leroy. No guy will ever say ""Yo bro I hooked up with Leroy last night"" how would that sound?"
"I make rabbit tuxedos for a living. I'm a hare-dresser."