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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls are extinct."
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"Customer: Waiter look at this chicken! It's nothing but skin and bones. Waiter: Would you like the feathers too?"
"A Blonde is driving in her car and turns on the radio. It says that 2 Brazilian men were killed. She starts crying and says, ""How many is a Brazilian?"""
"What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry potter can get out of a chamber"
"So an iPhone 7 gets arrested... He puts on his earpods and smugly declares ""sorry, you can't charge me while I'm using my headphones""."
"She asked if I thought she was a 10... ...I told her she's more like a 14, cause she's the most basic bitch I've ever met."
"Real friends don't get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive."
"Greeks are not impressed with an international bailout scheme Declaring it to be a Mickey Moussaka plan."
"Why do space rocks taste better than earth rocks? Because they are a little meteor"
"A grasshopper walks into an ice cream parlor The clerk says ""Hey Grasshopper, we have an ice cream flavor named after you!"" The Grasshopper says ""What? You have a flavor named Kenneth?"""