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Joke of the Day

"Greeks are not impressed with an international bailout scheme Declaring it to be a Mickey Moussaka plan."

"Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work? His loving knife."

"Damn boy, are you my yoga class? Because I want to get hot and sweaty with you in 37 different poses and then not be able to walk tomorrow."

"Did you hear about the first gay bar in Saudi Arabia? It's called: Allahu Cock-bar!"

"My psychiatrist said I have a narcissistic personality I don't know what that means, but must be pretty good if I've got it."

"Companies should make camouflage condoms... So they never see you comin"

"What do you call four white guys in a band? The 4Skins"

"How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber? You ask them to pronounce unionize."

"My pillow has down syndrome."

"A lot of people think your quarter life crisis starts at 25 but actually your whole life can be a crisis."