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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend is like a trampoline,... ...i dont have a trampoline!"

"I think what I despise the most about blind people is knowing they'll get rid of that dog as soon as they start to see."

"Before you decide to spend less time on social media, make sure you go to every social media website and tell everyone."

"Women are the only people who can go out broke and come home drunk."

"Traffic cop: Just blow into this for me sir. Man in car: But that's a balloon. Traffic cop: if you just cooperate sir, it'll soon be a dog."

"whenever god closes a door he opens a window because he's taking a pretty nasty shit in there."

"Join us in calling for a total ban of people. They are extremely dangerous. If you know any people, report them at once to the authorities."

"I cant believe I forgot to go to the gym this morning. That's 7 years in a row now."

"What type of car does a Loch ness monster Drive? A nissan [tree fiddy](http://www.motorstown.com/images/nissan-350-z-coupe-02.jpg)"

"What's white and kills you if it enters your eye? An airplane."