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Joke of the Day

"What kind of music does a mummy like? (W)rap music!"

"Some people are as useless as the second window at McDonald's."

"What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, it was the selfish Rooster that came first and the Hen never even finished."

"What's the generic name for Viagra? Mycoxafloppin."

"Pool party at my house... BYOP (Bring Your Own Pool)..."

"Why have the French had so many civil wars so they can win one now and again"

"Everyone always wants to date the hot crazy chick.....Till you're standing outside watching your house burn."

"What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? (LONG) Damn."

"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? None, the light bulb will change when it's ready"

"Did you know that all of the Hobbit films were recorded in L.A. Yeah, you could tell by the Smaug."