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Joke of the Day
"What's the most useless thing ever? Anne Frank's drum kit."
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"My doctor told me I'm Bi-Polar I wasn't sure to laugh or cry."
"Rap is 75% Crap"
"New York, ""Darling, can I go out in this dress?"" ""Yes dear, it's already dark out."""
"I told my dad that I was taking a C programming course. He offered to give me some pointers."
"Late Night Murder What did the killer say after murdering the talk show host? ""Badam Tish"""
"What Did the Muslim Terrorist Say? Who you gota blow to get some virgins around here?"
"If you ever see a sloth moving a little faster than usual, it's because he's trying to get to a party before the hors d'oeuvres are gone."
"I have to say to you something... something."
"Circle jerking For when you and your friends want to finish more than each other's sentences."