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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away for North Korea's long range missiles."
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"What's the difference between 69 and 6.9? 6.9 has period."
"What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns? An *and*chestra."
"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say at the abortion clinic? Hasta last vista, baby."
"What do you call.... nuts on the wall? Walnuts. nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. nuts on your chin? Chinnuts? No! A dick in your mouth."
"What is an electricians favorite type of news Current events"
"I hate bad jokes. They should be pun-ishable by law."
"The best joke ever created. Feminism."
"What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! Courtesy of the popsicle I just enjoyed. Had to share. Have a great day."
"Knock Knock Walter White: knock knock. Skyler : knock knock who? Walter White: I am the one who knocks."