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Joke of the Day

"What was the favorite chicken dish of Hitler? The SwasTikka"

"I heard OJ Simpson was getting married again. He's gonna take another stab at it."

"A stormtrooper just got sent to the firing squad. He will be missed."

"Erotic literature for premature ejaculators ------------------- Chapter 1. ------------------- She looked at him. ------------------- The end. -------------------"

"What did the pedophile from Ireland say? Irish I was a little boy."

"Do you know why you should never hire a communist employee? Because they only work in theory"

"I just had a wicked threesome on the kitchen floor. Me, Nyquil and Vodka. I'll be walking funny tomorrow!"

"I told a rape joke the other day and a dude got mad. He said ""I hope you have a daughter and she gets raped so you can see how it feels."" Well I mean she'd have to survive the abortion first."

"There was a terrorist attack on a French cheese shop. Reports say there was a lot of die Brie."

"Wanna hear a joke about blimps? It'll never fly."