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Joke of the Day
"What was the favorite chicken dish of Hitler? The SwasTikka"
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"What do you get with a room full of 32 Alabamans? A full set of teeth"
"Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas? I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time."
"""Stay strong!"" I said to my wi-fi signal."
"A vagina is like a warm toilet seat on a cold day It's nice, but you can't help but wonder who was there before you."
"My boss My boss hates when I shorten his name to Dick. Especially since his name is Stephen."
"I'm not a big fan of chick flicks, but my girlfriend pressured me to pick a favourite. I went with Pounds per Square Inch Love You."
"What do you call a snake that likes history? A HISSStorian."
"How many people in Brazil shave? A Brazilian."
"My pick-up line used to be ""Hey babe, I'm a hotspot. Wanna log-on""? doesn't work anymore, now they just yell at me ""fuck off you homeless begger""."