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Joke of the Day
"What did the bisexual sperm say in the morning? UGH!! I WANTED EGGS BUT THIS TASTES LIKE ASS!!"
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"What's the best way to stop a runaway horse? Bet on it."
"what is donald trump's favourite party game? JINGO!"
"While everyone is pre-occupied with the reddit CEO/admins/FPH ban, don't forget what's really important The New England Patriots deflated their footballs."
"90 people have swine flu and everybody wants to wear a mask. A million people have AIDS and nobody wants to wear a condom."
"Life is like a dozen roses... it's full of pricks!"
"Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open."
"What do you call an Irish man that bounces off of walls? Rick O'Shea."
"Q: What did the blind blonde say as she was making love with her new boyfriend? A: ""Funny you don't feel Jewish."""
"I hate when I can't find a decent status update to steal."