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Joke of the Day

"Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped? Demeter wasn't working."

"I knew a man with a mushroom farm. What a fun guy."

"If my next of kin takes a nap.. Can i call him Napkin?"

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea."

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it."

"What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? I'm not really sure. The air is clean. The mountains are beautiful. The flag is a big plus."

"What did the guy say after he finished jacking off? Well that got a load off my mind."

"The year is 2543. Beyblades are a form of currency. Everyone speaks in emoji. President Woof outlaws all cats. Madonna releases a new single"

"BEST vine with nigga - chocolate milk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JZfR4PwIbs"

"Some people say waking up in the morning is really hard... Waking up in the morning is the second hardest thing for me!"