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Joke of the Day
"I'd only marry someone if they seemed like they'd be pretty easygoing during our divorce."
Next Joke
"What do you call a Pokemon with a tiny head? Zikachu"
"And then the penguin says to the bartender, this *is* my most casual outfit!"
"What did the blind paraplegic get for Christmas? cancer."
"I just battle rapped my 4 year-old and rhymed ""take a nap"" with ""piece of crap"" so don't tell me about your parenting skills."
"Damn girl are you a cougar? No, I am a feminist, sexual harassment lawyer with a microphone hidden under my blouse."
"I'm writing a musical about puns. It's a play on words."
"I don't believe in telling little girls they're beautiful. Or little boys. Anybody, really. The human body is truly disgusting."
"Yes... I retweet. Isn't that kinda the point? Spread the love and shit? Mostly shit... But that's your fault..."
"what is funny and starts with a j a joke"