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Joke of the Day

"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool."

"Patron: Didn't you tell me the chef here cooked for the late heads of Europe? Waiter: Yes and that's why they are the late heads of Europe."

"Another off color limerick A sperm, alack and forsooth Was at it's moment of sexual truth It had hoped to fall On the womb's spongy wall But was dashed to it's death on a tooth!"

"Why aren't cars made out of wood? Because they wooden go."

"a fun thing to do if your wife leaves her fb open: post an argument you had but switch who said what and watch her friends agree with 'her'"

"Totally done with the history channel... Nothing but repeats."

"What do you call a sour black guy? A vinegar"

"Apple said they are building a new car. Apple said they are building a new car but they are having trouble installing windows."

"One Liner I've smoked so much pot the zig zag man has a tattoo of me on his arm. [Jokes] #jokes"

"What's a good motto for a sewage treatment plant? Our duty is clear. Credit: Futurama"