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Joke of the Day

"I called the rape advice hotline... ...Turns out it's only for victims. Edit:: Guys relax! Its JUST A JOKE."

"What has Margaret Thatcher and Jimmy Saville got in common? They both fucked minors"

"The best thing about the airport is how me staring at your tits isn't creepy in your country."

"FACT: You are having a birthday because Chuck Norris decided to let you live another year!"

"A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus.. ""You mean a martini?"" the bartender asks. The Roman replies, ""If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!"""

"Why does Donald Trump take Xanax? For Hispanic attacks"

"""You home?"" -scariest text you can get"

"I like my beer like i like my violence.. Domestic"

"Margaret Sanger."

"How do you stop a Mexican tank? Shoot the guy who's pushing it."