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Joke of the Day

"I came up with a really awful joke, but I'm sure some of you are twisted like me. I've got a knife and a penis. Which one do you want first?"

"Whats green and yellow and eats nuts? Gonorrhea!"

"If your wife says ""what would you do without me?"" ""Live happily ever after"" is NOT the correct answer."

"Most people don't know this, but the North only won the Civil War because the South got half an inch of snow and they lost their damn minds."

"There once was a mouse called Keith Who did circumcisions for free with his teeth; He didn't do it for pleasure, Excitement or leisure... He did it for the cheese underneath."

"I want to get a life coach so I can pour Gatorade on him when I do well."

"23 ""Amazing"" Photos That Will Make You Cry Because You're Emotionally Repressed And Have Been Waiting For An Excuse To Cry"

"How does Moses get his coffee? He buys it from Starbucks..."

"If I had a dollar for every person alive I wanted to kill... I might have let a few of them live."

"What do you call a Jewish Pokemon trainer? Ash."