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Joke of the Day
"Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field."
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"Anonymity on the internet allows us to be whatever we want to be, but I'm glad most of us went with ""perverted idiot""."
"*passive aggressively cuts your birthday cake asymmetrically*"
"What's the worst part of an NFL wedding? Getting knocked out by the Rice."
"I'd make a joke about Jonestown... But the punch line is too long."
"Someone came to my door today asking for donations to the local swimming pool So I gave them a glass of water"
"Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class ? Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips !"
"All else being equal... A fat person uses more soap than a thin person."
"Twitter is an invention created by aliens so we don't notice the period of time missing when they take us for experimentation."
"where did Marry go after the explosion? everywhere"