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Joke of the Day

"How did the Scotsman find the sheep in tall grass? Very satisfying."

"If they sold Star Trek themed condoms they wouldn't need to put any condoms in the wrappers."

"Parenting Tip: Wear clothing with pockets so you can flip off your children inconspicuously."

"I don't see the problem with suicide.. For me at least, it seems like a self solving issue."

"My friends that majored in English always tell me the same thing Welcome to Starbucks!"

"What is empty and spins round and round? A Malaysian Airlines baggage claim."

"Did you hear about the guy who broke into Tiger Woods' house? Took a lot of balls."

"The past, present and future walked into a bar... ... it was tense."

"What did the buffalo call his gay kid? His BiSon."

"Why is golf better than sex? It lasts for hours and they are 18 different holes."